List of Things That I Will Never Do Again

Anything by M. Night Shyamalan

Reason: He’s horrible.

Anything by J. J. Abrams

Reason: Mystery Boxes. Also, apparently he’s helped fuel America’s ridiculous and embarassing UFO obsession. Everything he does is an attempt to undermine our epistemic discipline.

Anything by Ronald D. Moore

Reason: Battlestar Galactica ending.

Anythin by Bong Joon Ho

Reason: The Snow Train movie was too horrible.

Alex Gansa and Howard Gordon

Reason: Ending of Homeland, maybe Homeland in general.

Anything by David Benioff and D. B. Weiss

Reason: Last two seasons of Game of Thrones.

Anything by Yorgos Lanthimos (Γιώργος Λάνθιμος)

Reason: “The Lobster” and “The Favourite” were unforgivably bad.

Anything by John Krasinski

Reason: “A Quiet Place”