List of Things That Are Bullshit

Bay leaves

They don’t taste like anything, and they’re not edible. It’s look going out into the yard, pick up some leaves from the ground, and then adding them to your food.

Jazz

It doesn’t make any sense, and it’s not fun to listen to.

Mayonnaise

It’s gross.

Wallets

You don’t need a wallet. You don’t need a money clip. You don’t need a special “slim” wallet that is just a regular wallet with branding that calls it slim. Just put your wallet stuff in our pocket. It works fine like that. The wallet is completely redundant.